In Her Own Words
About Her
I am what I am
I am my own special creation
So come take a look
Give me the hook
Or the ovation
It's my world
That I want to have a little pride in
My world
And it's not a place I have to hide in
Life's not worth a dam
Till I can say
I am what I am
I am what I am
I don't want praise I don't want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it's noise I think it's pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not see things from a different angle
Your life is a shame
Till you can shout out I am what I am
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses
I deal my own deck
Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces
It's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time to open up your closet
Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out
I am what I am
About Her Ideal Match
Right, lets see, this is more of a plea than a list: Have a sense of humour, ok wait perhaps I should start with intellect, that way when you think that making light of other peoples misfortunes and expect me to laugh, you will know why I don't think that's funny.... Now when intellect and humor are in the same category, that does not mean you should be a stuck up snobby, cognac drinking, pompous pratt who thinks he is in a black and white forties movie either... just enjoy laughing and that includes at yourself!
Love animals, please, and not just on Guy Fawkes, (you know who you are, and yes that restraining order is still in effect). Don't love them so much that they follow you around in a creepy Disney way. Love music, not the kind that only your animal friends can hear either. Enjoy reading, and no, not the mags you will find in your best friends bathroom or the books you read as a bachelor, that your mom gave to goodwill unknowingly when she threw out your collection of action men. Be easy to look at, and I am not shallow, I just may need to take you out in public from time to time and I'm done with angry mobs and pitchforks. Have some moral backbone, you don't have to be tied to a tree as we speak, but stand for something, or really, you will just fall for everything. Love kids, and not in anyway that involves malls on a Sunday afternoon or little girls... I will report you and your Paedo days will be over. I am not looking for a pen pal; I don't have time to wax lyrical about the weather. I am averse to casual sex. I am done playing games. Although twister on a Saturday afternoon is rather appealing.
So if you want to get to know a fun, interesting, gorgeous, independent, woman of substance then drop me a line.
PS. Please don't start off by asking to see my pic first, have some forethought and imagination (and trust me you wont be disappointed at the photo either... or my modesty heh!!)
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About Her
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
51 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
167cm (5' 5.7") | |
Body Type: |
Curvaceous | |
Looks: |
Very Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Blonde | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue-Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Friends; Short-term; Long-term | |
Have Children: |
Yes, living with me | |
Want Children: |
Yes | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Executive / Management | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
25 - 45 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
173cm (5' 8.1") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant; Spiritual, but not religious | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Yes | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Comfortable |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Her
Hair Style: |
Straight |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Smart (It's all about quality) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Date Activities: |
A movie; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Pop / Top 40; Punk; Rock |
Reading: |
There's nothing better |
Books: |
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fantasy; Self-help |
TV Habits: |
There're several shows I watch regularly |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Music Channels |
Movie Frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Drama; Independent; Romance |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Meditation; Painting; Photography; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Writing books; Yoga |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Aerobics; Cycling; Hiking; Pool; Rock climbing; Swimming; Tennis; Volleyball; Walking |
Food: |
Doesn't matter |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time with the family |
Time Online: |
Once or twice a week |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers |
Family Closeness: |
We're dysfunctional |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Long hair |
Work Aspirations: |
Get promoted |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Sipping margaritas on a beach |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction |
