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Saint_Chaos

52 – Alberton (Brackenhurst), Gauteng, South Africa

If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Alberton (Brackenhurst), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
52
Star Sign:
Virgo
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Reasons to contact me:
- I'm a bloody awesome person. If it turns out that you don't like me that's just too bad. I like me!
- I've never been married and I'm not gay and don't live with my mother.
- I don't have any incurable diseases, venereal or otherwise.
- I'm self-employed and own a couple of web-based businesses.
- I'm not schitzo but I do have different facets to my personality. Sometimes I am a real computer geek (yes - I am one of THOSE Star Wars fans!), sometimes I am a responsible businessman and sometimes I am a total hooligan diving off stages at heavy metal concerts.
- I get on with my family and haven't been excommunicated from any major organisations.
- I don't eat much and seldom urinate on the carpet.
- I have a weird sense of humour and tend to laugh at the misfortunes of others (so do you - admit it!).
- I'm not a stalker or a psycho, but I do have a rare psychological condition that manifests as bouts of pathological violence when subjected to even small amounts of dishonesty or bullshit.
- I don't mind you going shopping or sitting around man bashing with your friends, but please schedule these activities around times when I am otherwise occupied or down the pub.
- Often I don't have a beer belly (when I remember that I have a gym contract and it may be worthwhile getting my moneys worth by actually pitching up sometimes).
- There is a strong likelihood that I haven't slept with your sister.
- I haven't bred yet, but I'm not adverse to the possibility should the right person present herself.
- I have made the mistake of falling for the wrong women in the past, so despite your flaws, you could possibly still stand a chance of landing me.

About His Ideal Match

Before contacting me, be sure that;
- You're at least fairly good looking and not a total swamp donkey.
- You are intelligent and are not going to bore me to death within 5 minutes (discussing last nights soapies and celeb gossip do NOT count as conversation!)
- You understand that quantum mechanics aren't the guys who repair quantums.
- You're not a psycho, stalker or leach.
- You understand that online profiles and emails are a really crappy way to get to know somebody's personality, if we start chatting I'm going to want at least a phone call before long, and to meet you soon after that. (That's what this site is for isn't it). I have no interest in being anybodies online fantasy.
- You don't type in ALL CAPS or think that txt wrds like gr8 or Bhave are cute or appropriate to use in emails that have a spell check function.
- You're not in training to become a nun.
- If we meet, there will be sushi involved.

Yes - like you, I would like a long term relationship, but I'm not gonna jump in with the first girl I meet and I am waiting for the right one, but at least I expect to make some friends while I am waiting.

I have a definite goal in mind in my business life and I'm working damn hard to attain it. As a result my time is precious and I'm not gonna waste it with woman that isn't right.

Still reading? OK... NOW you can contact me.

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Long; Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The head
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
A leather biker's jacket
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Blues; Classical; Heavy Metal; Opera; Punk; Rock
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Best-sellers; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Educational; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Adult; Comedy; Cult Classics; Horror; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Computer programming; Cooking; Reading; Surfing the Internet
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Bungee jumping; Extreme sports; Hang- / Paragliding; Martial arts; Sky diving
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Loft in the city
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement Plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Honesty:
Extremely