In His Own Words
About Him
I'm a social anthropologist researching the topic: "what women want". I am looking for willing guinea pigs to help me find the answer. All in the name of science of course. Any volunteers?
To participate in this study, email nude pics to [removed] ... I view all submissions with sober, scientific, detached objectivity.
:-P
˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn ɟɟnʇs buıʇıɹʍ ǝʞıן sןןıʞs ssǝןǝsn ʎuɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ ı
About His Ideal Match
Preferably she should be really hot and be a nudist. She must like to cook dinner in the nude. She should have MASSIVE boobs and must have a name that ends in "i"... like Candi or Bambi.
*wink*
ok ok I'm not really a perv...
In reality I'm looking for a girl with class. She should have a playful nature and a sense of humour. Someone who is not all about the superficial things in life... Not just another brick in the wall...
She should be able to tell that not everything in my profile is serious and that in some parts I'm just playing around... and it's importent that she nows how to spel!
If you're reading this and have gotten this far, then you win a PRIZE :P
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Johannesburg (In a cave), Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
44 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
184cm (6' 0.4") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Bachelors degree | |
Occupation: |
Ask me later | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Centurion; Pretoria; Benoni; Boksburg; Kempton Park; Alberton; Bedfordview; Edenvale; Germiston; Krugersdorp; Midrand; Modderfontein; Randburg; Randfontein; Roodepoort; Sandton; Johannesburg (Gauteng, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 35 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
152cm (4' 11.8") - 186cm (6' 1.2") | ||
Body Type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Light Brown; Dark Brown; Black; None (Bald); Balding | ||
Eye Colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Muslim; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single | ||
Have Children: |
No | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Regular | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Medium; Long; Straight; Curly; Wild; Well-behaved; Out of control; It has its moods; Disappearing; It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I wear contacts |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Disabilities: |
I have none; I have a mental condition; I have a hearing impairment |
Body Art: |
I don't have any; Pierced ears; Navel ring; Pierced tongue; More piercings; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos |
Sense of Humour: |
I don't have one |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Party Behaviour: |
The party-pooper |
Personality Traits: |
Naive; Quiet; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Mercy |
Fashion Sense: |
Urban (My style is fresh from the city streets) |
Favourite Clothing: |
A wicked satin teddy |
Favourite Colour: |
Other |
Date Activities: |
A picnic in a park; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Broadway / Theatrical; Country & Western; Opera |
Reading: |
I hate it |
Books: |
Romance |
TV Shows: |
Soap operas |
Movie Frequency: |
Several times a week |
Movie Preferences: |
Westerns |
Interests: |
Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Gambling; Knitting; Pottery; Sewing; Singing |
Sport Involvement: |
A professional athlete |
Sports: |
Aerobics |
Cooking: |
I can't or won't cook |
Food: |
German |
Go Out to Eat: |
I always cook at home |
Pace of Life: |
Out of control |
Time at Work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Napping |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Take Drugs: |
Frequently |
Family Size: |
I've lost count |
Family Closeness: |
I don't speak to my family |
Relationship Type: |
We swing |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Skinny dipping |
Religious Attendance: |
More than once a week |
Dream Home: |
Eco home in the bush |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Honesty: |
It borders on fiction |
