In His Own Words
About Him
I love long walks on the beach...especially when they are taken by people that irritate me. I am looking for someone with huge tracks of land and owns a factory..any factory will do, I am not the fussy type that will quarrel over where your millions come from.
I am in a complicated relationship predominantly due to my two kids and that makes things awkward. When two worlds meet and the only commonality are the moons that are borne out of that combination, what do you do? (huh? you have to speak louder please).
And boy...do those moons need guidance.
Sooo....
Looking for someone to relate to discretely. To possibly enjoy in far off locations or just in your head perhaps ? (but not if your head is in far off places and your body is here...although perhaps........Hmmmmmm....raises all kinds of possibilities for a new web service.......
Now the sales pitch...
I want someone to tease, to please, to laugh with (and at:) and someone that can laugh at me - and believe me, there is a lot to laugh at, and not judge or be judged. Please buy me. Available while stocks last. Two for one, pre-owned but in good running order (well a fast walk... but it's a sales pitch).........HonestJoe...is your man. Accessorize accessorize accessorize....
About His Ideal Match
I got a notification from this site saying that I have no matches but they suggest I either purchase a lighter or stop smoking. Seeing I don't smoke, I have changed what I am looking for.
I am now looking for a lighter. Are you a lighter?
At some stage in your life you ask yourself what you should have done different to be happy. If you asking yourself that now, then, well..
a we could be a match,
b I could be psychic,
c we could all be looking for the same thing,
d you read this by mistake
e you could be psychic
f you are a lighter ???
So what I am looking for is a 25 year old stunning blonde who has a lust for a middle aged man with a receding hairline (well its my forehead that is increasing, not my hairline that is receding), is financially fit, is the director of her own construction company and cant hold her liquor.
If this is NOT you, well... I am happy to meet you until she comes along. I did meet her once though... but her boyfriend was 7 foot 10 and did not find me that attractive in the least. (As well as his liquor, he was also able to hold me up against the wall while I begged like a pauper).
If you stuck, if you committed but unhappy, if you have stopped laughing and need a jump start (No, that's not what I meant...), if you prepared to start living and stand naked in the sunlight.....if you have wings that are wingcuffed then please bring along the cuffs.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
City Bowl (southern side), Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
59 | |
Star Sign: |
Libra | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Married | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term | |
Have Children: |
Yes, living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Executive / Management | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Cape Town Metro (Western Cape, South Africa) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 45 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
167cm (5' 5.7") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Married | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Curly |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Silver |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
Books: |
Mystery; Non-fiction |
TV Habits: |
There're several shows I watch regularly |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Music Channels; News; Sci-Fi |
Movie Frequency: |
It's a weekly ritual |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Sport Involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Backgammon; Camping; Cycling; Mountain biking; Scuba diving; Swimming |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Time Online: |
Once or twice a week |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Power; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Religious Attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Dream Home: |
Cabin in the mountains |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Honesty: |
Very |
