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Ms_Jade

55 – Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

Just an average girl with a big sense of humor

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Online: 2 weeks ago

Modified: 05 January 2024

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In Her Own Words

About Her

I love a man that can make me laugh till i cry.... are you that man ?? Lets find out.... if you dare !!!! I have given my 100% for far too long in a relationship where I received very little in return. Being single again is pretty damn scary.... but here I am!! Yesterday is gone forever and we can never go back, made mistakes and learnt a few lessons. Time for a new tomorrow.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. I don't feel my age and guess that I never will ;) ... on the positive side .... I still have my own teeth as well hehehehe.
I have made an effort in doing this write-up... plse do the same in getting to know me first.
ME A HEDONIST ?!? For sure, of course I am!!

Oh and yes, I am a smoker, for now at least, so deal with it.
And PLEASE NO Bunnyboilers lol

Well let's start with the easy part... what makes me smile and makes me happy? (in NO particular order)
- Taking a kite out on a windy day, watching it fly high.
- Wet grass under my feet
- Sitting in a restaurant and watching an elderly couple hold hands
- Dancing in the rain(cliché huh? But true)
- Wearing sexy underwear and nobody knows it but me
- Shopping for hours for the perfect sexy number to wear to break-up with someone (Although it did make me cry later) Hey.... Im over it ok !!
- Watching movies
- The smell of fresh linen on my bed

Uhhmmmm now for what makes me cry.... This can get gory.... So I suggest you skip this part.
- When I read about people abusing animals and children
- The movie Dirty Dancing..... yeah, it still gives me sniffles
Aaaagh no, this is depressing.... lets skip this part.... I hate crying anyways.... I go into that "ugly cry" ala Oprah Winfrey.

Remember sex on the tv is never dangerous..... unless you fall off !! LOL

PS; If you have profile pix of you and a girlfriend, a wife, an ex, colleagues or your kiddies .... don't waste your time, i'll pass

About Her Ideal Match

Have you got what it takes to make me laugh? I enjoy a man with a great sense of humor and not to many hang-ups in life!!
A fellow insomniac will be a plus.
Looking for someone who is fun to be with, who would adore me with my changing moods, who appreciates my stretchmarks and think they make me look GORGJAAAAS
Too much asked?? If you answer "Yes" to that - then you clearly not meant to be reading my profile!!
Just like I admit to my flaws ...know this: If you a hairy guy .... I will be pulling out the wax pot ... hehehehehe

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. Chas. Austin Bates

It sure as hell would have been easier if we bumped into each other at PicknPay or Woolies lol

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About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
55
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
164cm (5' 4.6")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Changes Often
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Finance
Income:
Enough

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Bedfordview (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
46 - 59
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
170cm (5' 6.9") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; English
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Some University / College
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Enough
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Intelligent; Outgoing; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Self-control
Fashion Sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Black
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Jazz; R&B / Soul
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Sci-Fi
TV Habits:
There're several shows I watch regularly
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; Reality shows; Sci-Fi
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Cooking; Photography; Reading; Writing poetry
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Cricket; Hiking; Motorsport; Rugby; Soccer
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I'm an only child
Family Closeness:
My friends are my main family
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Long hair
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious Attendance:
I'm non-practicing
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Retirement Plans:
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home
Feelings about using Thunderbolt City Dating:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely