Ms_Jade

49 – Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa

Just an average girl with a big sense of humor

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
49
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
166cm (5' 5.4")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Changes Often
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Separated
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
Enough

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
40 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1") - 210cm (6' 10.7") or taller
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

I love a man that can make me laugh till i cry.... are you that man ?? Lets find out.... if you dare !!!! I have given my 100% for far too long in a relationship where I received very little in return. Being single again is pretty damn scary.... but here I am!! Yesterday is gone forever and we can never go back, made mistakes and learnt a few lessons. Time for a new tomorrow.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Oh and yes, I am a smoker, for now at least, so deal with it.
And PLEASE NO Bunnyboilers lol

Well let's start with the easy part... what makes me smile and makes me happy? (in NO particular order)
- Taking a kite out on a windy day, watching it fly high.
- Wet grass under my feet
- Sitting in a restaurant and watching an elderly couple hold hands
- Dancing in the rain(cliché huh? But true)
- Wearing sexy underwear and nobody knows it but me
- Shopping for hours for the perfect sexy number to wear to break-up with someone (Although it did make me cry later) Hey.... Im over it ok !!
- Watching movies such as Mega Mind (oh my big blue head)
- The smell of fresh linen on my bed

Uhhmmmm now for what makes me cry.... This can get gory.... So I suggest you skip this part
- When I read about people abusing animals
- The movie Pretty Woman..... yeah, it still gives me sniffles
Aaaagh no, this is depressing.... lets skip this part.... I hate crying anyways.... I go into that "ugly cry" ala Opera.

Remember sex on the tv is never dangerous..... unless you fall off !! LOL

About Her Ideal Match

Have you got what it takes to make me laugh? I enjoy a man with a great sense of humor and not to many hang-ups is life!!
Looking for someone who is fun to be with,who would adore me with my changing moods,who appreciates my stretchmarks and think they make me look GORGEOUS
Too much asked?? If you answer "Yes" to that - then you clearly not meant to be reading my profile!!

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. Chas. Austin Bates

It sure as hell would have been easier if we bumped into each other at Pick and Pay or Woolies lol

What Her Friends Say

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium
Eyesight:
I wear contacts
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Intelligent; Outgoing; Silly
Fashion Sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Leisure & Entertainment
Music Preferences:
Jazz; R&B / Soul
Books:
Fantasy; Fiction; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Movie Frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Sci-Fi
More Lifestyle
Take Drugs:
Never
Relationship Type:
I'm seeing someone, but not exclusively
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Loft in the city